A lightweight, soft cotton tee with a bold, tongue-in-cheek message across the chest. The low-profile crew neck and classic fit keep the silhouette clean so the subtle floral-accented text reads like a quiet statement. Wear it when you want a little distance without shouting — comfortable enough for all-day wear, breathable for warm afternoons, and refined enough to layer under a jacket when the evening cools. The muted floral fill inside the lettering adds a contrast of quiet softness to the blunt message, giving the shirt a playful, slightly ironic edge that fits into everyday streetwear or calm weekend downtime.
Product features
– 100% ring-spun cotton (lightweight 153 g/m²) — soft, breathable feel
– Classic crew neckline with ribbed knit for shape retention
– Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth look
– Shoulder tape and tear-away label for durability and comfort
– Prints applied with DTG/DTF methods; Oeko-Tex certified and ethically sourced cotton
Care instructions
– Do not dryclean
– Do not bleach
– Tumble dry: low heat
– Iron, steam or dry: low heat
– Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), with similar colors
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.00 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 7.99 | 8.23 | 8.50 | 8.74 | 9.02 | 9.25 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |












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